mashyumaro:

chooooosan:

Making up making up.

There are no words for how much I enjoyed watching this video.

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peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

darkwashskinnyjeans:

Ah yes thank you that’s exactly what I meant.

mishas-assbutts:

7 seasons of the most heterosexual cast.

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

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sam-the-sasquatch:

pineappledean:

kyriebitches:

myenochianangel:

Too soon?

Little bit. Yeah.

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

cumberverse:

jaminthetardis:

friendly reminder that this piece of shit right here

went to Eton, Cambridge and the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts

and this little shit over here

went to Harrow School, University of Manchester and the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts

BOYS

probably two of the most intelligent people in Britain, everybody

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